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Locations, Programme and Prices

Locations

Ardefuir , Duntrune, by Lochgilphead

Ardifuir

An idyilic cottage set 1 ½ miles from Duntrune Castle overlooking Islay and Jura. This venue sleeps 6 easily and 8 cosily, from 1 double, 1 twin to a split level self contained unit that sleeps 4. The owner Andy Malcolm whose family have lived on the estate for over 250 years, is not only an amazing chef and manservant, but a pipe player, dj and excellent host.

The Anchor Hotel

Anchor Hotel, Tarbert, Loch Fyne

A lovely family hotel set in the middle of this beautiful traditional fishing village. It sits on the harbour front, with 8 out of 15 of its rooms boasting a perfect view of the loch. Delicious food, using fresh local produce, cater for everyones tastes and needs. All bedrooms have ensuite, tea and coffee making facilities, and we can accommodate much larger groups in this venue.

Getting here

Both venues are approx, 2 hours from Glasgow, depending on traffic. You follow the A83 round Loch Lomond, straight on at Tarbet down through Inverary to Lochgilphead.

For the Anchor Hotel you carry on the A83 for another 14 miles to Tarbert.

For Ardifuir you turn right at the 3rd roundabout in Lochgilphead towards Cairnbaan, fork left there to Kilmichael. Carry on one mile past Kilmichael, where there is a small sign on the left saying Crinan Ferry. You follow that road, which is single track, for a few miles until you come to crossroads, where you go straight on. You will then see the sea, and come to a T junction with Crinan Ferry to the left, there you take a right. A few hundred metres on there is a private road off to the left go along there and you will see the castle in the horizon. Before you reach the castle the road forks, you go left up the small steep hill and straight on over the cattle grid and 11/2 m miles down a deserted track. At the end of all that you will find Ardifuir cottage!!

Programme (all times are approximate and may vary)

Friday  
7pm Arrival
7.30 pm Dinner
9.30pm Introduction to funny farm and treatment schedules

Saturday  
7.30am Gentle stretching and breathing techniques*
8am Guided relaxation*
9am Breakfast
Morning Optional walks for all levels of fitness and motivation
1pm Lunch
Afternoon Choice of treatments, use book library, music library, or just take in the spectacular rural landscape (sauna &sunbed also available in Anchor)
7pm Dinner
Evening Music singalong

Sunday at Ardefuir
10 am Lie-in, tea/coffee, Sunday papers, books, meditation, cd’s.
Morning Brunch

Sunday at The Anchor Hotel
10 am Lie-in, tea/coffee, Sunday papers, books, meditation, cd’s.
Morning Brunch
Afternoon Beautician available, (supplements apply) optional walks or free time
7pm Dinner, Quiz, or tarot readings
   
PLEASE BRING WATERPROOF CLOTHING AND SUITABLE OUTDOOR FOOTWEAR
REMEMBER - RAIN IS INVIGORATING, REFRESHING AND CLEANSING!
* Denotes optional activity

Prices

Prices may vary according to your choice of activities etc.

All inclusive basic package:

£240 per person all inclusive

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