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Funny Farm Packages

Package 1 is the general package for people coming on their own or with 1 or 2 friends. If you have a group of 4 or more we can tailor make the package exactly for you. You can choose from our range or make your own.

We now have a variety of locations to choose from: 3 different cottages all in the Argyll area, plus the The Anchor Hotel on the harbour front in Tarbert.

To help you choose the right location for your group just call Lilia on 07766461757

And remember, if you have a favourite location, The Funny Farmers can come to you!

OPTION ONE – TWO NIGHTS
(Wine, women and song)

Prices

Three night Package £280 pp

Two night Package £240 pp

Prices based on 2 people sharing

Deposit of £50 pp payable at time of booking

Prices may vary according to venue

Friday
7.00pm Arrival & check in
7.30 pm Dinner
9.30pm Introduction/Welcome and Itinerary
Saturday
9.00am Breakfast
10.00am Stretching & Relaxation
11.00am Variety of Walks
1.00pm Lunch
2– 6pm Therapies & treatments
Beautician**
7.00pm Dinner (3 course)
9.30pm Live Entertainment Tarot**

Sunday
10.00am Coffee/tea, toast & papers
11.00am Brunch
12.00 Depart

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OPTION TWO – THREE NIGHTS
(Wine, women and song and a lazy Sunday afternoon)
Friday
7.00pm Arrive & Check In
7.30pm Dinner
9.30pm Introduction/Welcome and Itinerary

Saturday
9.00am Breakfast
10.00am Stretching & Relaxation
11.00am Free Time - book library, or, shops depending on location

1.00pm Lunch
2 - 6pm Therapies & treatments
7.00pm Dinner (3 course)
9.30pm Live entertainment, singing, bring along an instrument. We've lots of popular songs made up into a Funny Farm Songbook. Tarot**

Sunday
10.00am Coffee/Tea toast & papers
11.00am Brunch
12.00am Walks, varying distances according to what suits
5.00pm Sunday Roast - 3 course meal making the most of local produce.
Evening free for discussion or relaxation. By now you'll be so relaxed.....

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OPTION THREE – TWO NIGHT
(Wine, women & song plus Hair and beauty makeover)

Hair & Beauty

Inludes consultation, cut, blow-dry and makeover.

Colour and other beauty treatments extra

Friday
7.00pm Arrival & check in
7.30 pm Dinner
9.30pm Introduction/Welcome and Itinerary

Saturday
9.30am Breakfast
10-12pm Hair & Beauty
1.00pm Lunch 2– 6pm Hair & Beauty
7.30pm Dinner (3 course)
9.30pm Live Entertainment Tarot**

Sunday
9-11.00am Coffee/tea & papers
11.00am Brunch then depart

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Please bring waterproof clothing, comfortable walking shoes or boots.

And remember……..

Rain is cleansing, refreshing and invigorating!


 





**chargeable extra

   
 
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